The Drunk says:
my horoscope predicts a good day tomorrow..

Kou - If you don't you'll be alone and like a ghost I'll be gone. says:
oh goodie

The Drunk says:
well kinda..
actually both of them say its a really good day for relationships..
which..
I am not in..

Kou - If you don't you'll be alone and like a ghost I'll be gone. says:
yay
XD

The Drunk says:
WOO HOO! me and my hand are gonna have one hell of a day..
I'm gonna get out some lip stick..

Kou - If you don't you'll be alone and like a ghost I'll be gone. says:
nice
OMG XD

The Drunk says:
and a pair of googley eyes..
then me and my hand are going to town..
but you know what..
once we start getting hot and heavy..
she invites her FRIEND over..
oh yeah..
you know what I'm talking bout..
the OTHER hand..

Kou - If you don't you'll be alone and like a ghost I'll be gone. says:
XDDDDDD

The Drunk says:
is it bad that I imagine this all to really cheesy porn music?

Kou - If you don't you'll be alone and like a ghost I'll be gone. says:
i did, too

The Drunk says:
LOL XD
now I can't get the theme song to shaft out of my head..

Kou - If you don't you'll be alone and like a ghost I'll be gone. says:
HAHAHAHA
OMG

The Drunk says:
SHAFT!
who's a bad moth-SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
SHAFT!

Kou - If you don't you'll be alone and like a ghost I'll be gone. says:
XD

The Drunk says:
see kou... that was not intellect at all...
actually..
I think thats the opposite..

Kou - If you don't you'll be alone and like a ghost I'll be gone. says:
yeah
very much so

The Drunk says:
its creative retardism..
you know like eating bark...

Kou - If you don't you'll be alone and like a ghost I'll be gone. says:

The Drunk says:
or pooping out an aircraft..
speaking of... you ever poo on an aircraft?

Kou - If you don't you'll be alone and like a ghost I'll be gone. says:
i donno

The Drunk says:
rly?
well I haven't..
but I did clog the bathroom at the detroit airport..

Kou - If you don't you'll be alone and like a ghost I'll be gone. says:
hahahaha
oh god

The Drunk says:
it was bad...
I stuff it so full of toilet paper and seat covers..

Kou - If you don't you'll be alone and like a ghost I'll be gone. says:
XD

The Drunk says:
it was like my poo was playing king of the mountian..

Kou - If you don't you'll be alone and like a ghost I'll be gone. says:
oh god

The Drunk says:
I tried flushing that thing a few times... all that stuff did not move..
so I ran out of there quickly before it flooded..